THE DEETS SHEET 

LET ME BE BLUNT...

You’re not new to this but you feel like you are in business puberty...

You’re smart. You’re experienced. You have the receipts and your clients fucking LOVE you. 

But there are things you have been putting on the back burner. And you KNOW you have to make some changes but don't know where to start. 

Your backend is disconnected and you are still doing some shit manually.

Your offer stack isn’t a Full Body Fuck Yes.

You aren't doing EXACTLY what you love to get paid the most for because you can do ALL THE EFFING THINGS. But just because you can, doesn't mean you have to. 

You have revenue coming in but it is still unpredictable and haven't built any of that recurring revenue you keep hearing about - and may not even be sure WTF that means.

And last but CERTAINLY not least, you’re overthinking shit that you know you should be having your own back about. 

You aren't behind. You are stuck in the messy middle and as an ADHD woman in business, that feels frustrating as hell. You are so close to your own business that you can't see your own blindspots. 

ASK. ME. HOW. I. KNOW. 

You’ve outgrown the stage you built your business in—and no one taught you how to grow through it as a human who doesn’t do rules, rigidity, or rinse-and-repeat.

You don’t need another course.
You need a deep dive strategy intervention—and a coach who’s not just giving advice, but getting elbows-deep in the fix with you.

Enter: My Trajectory Changing Slingshot

This isn’t a “dip your toe in” kind of 90-days (wait, Karrie, you said 30 days - keep reading and I'll explain). 

This is 30 days of personalized, focused momentum, followed by 2 MORE months of continued clarity and execution so you don’t just get unstuck—you stay in that forward momentum.

This is for you because you are ready to move.

You know your business and skill are powerful AF but you still feel a little bit like the Internet's Best Kept Secret.

Not when I get done with you, bb!

This will help you not only get clear on what is feeling disconnected, but we prioritize what comes next that will shoot you forward while creating clean systems, clear direction, all while you have a high-touch coach in your pocket guiding the way. 

Having coaching on demand is seriously an ADHD woman's business wet dream. 

You can pick my brain, ideate with me, flesh out your delicious ideas, and and and in real time for the first THREE OH days. 

What’s Included:

DAY 1: Deep-Dive Business Audit + 90-Minute Strategy Session
You complete a detailed intake form and I do pre-work to get to know you, your business, your sticky parts, and what you need the most guidance on. We break it all down: offers, backend, messaging, content, systems, the whole shebang. You walk away from the 90-minute sesh with a fully personalized Slingshot Growth Map that shows you exactly what to do next (and what to stop wasting your  fucking time on.

(*cough*  landing page wording tweaks, Canva rabbit holes, your bio, fonts *cough*)

30 Days of You and Me - M-F Private 2-Way App Access aka Me In Your Pocket:
You’ll have me walking the road with you for the first 30 days.  Coaching, mentoring, reviewing copy, getting your systems to chitty chat with one another, making offer tweaks with you, big sister pep-talks as needed (duh), and fire-alarm troubleshooting—all a voice note away.

3-Month Membership In The Neurospicy Sisterhood Hybrid Mastermind
3 LIVE calls per month with hot seat coaching, a community hub to ask questions between calls, and other ADHD women in growth mode who just GET your brain. They are badass weirdos like you. This is the place you will NEVER feel afraid to raise your hand and say whatever your brain is thinking. My client Andi said it best: "It's like your masterful ideas that sound like dilulu rambles to the neurotypical have a place to be met with nods and mmyhmms and encouragement and reminders to keep going when you forget your magic. It's like that." After our first 30 days, this is where you come to real-time problem-solving. Strategic mapping. And hands-on support as you implement everything we have mapped out together. I’m right there with you—this isn’t passive coaching, Sugarpants.

Custom ADHD-Friendly Workflows
We create systems that don’t just organize your business—they regulate your nervous system and do the (boring, repetitive) heavy lifting for you - plus add to your revenue with passive sales. All of this is custom-built for your brain, not someone else's.  We make sure that everything BTS flows so that you give your most valuable currency back... TIME.

My On-Demand Library - The Anti-Framework Playbook:
After our 90-minute sesh, I give you a roadmap of short, bite-sized modules to watch from the playbook for extra education from me. I put my 25+ years of business experience through an ADHD lens, and gave you everything I know inside this program if you need it. Not everyone does, but you may learn a foundational thing or two in a way that your brain may have had a hard time wrapping around before.   

2 Bonus 15-Minute Code Red Calls (If Needed!!):
Book it when we need to share screens and fix some shit in real time that has you pulling your hair out BTS. 

This is For You If…

• You’re 1–3 years into business and making money—but ready to make consistent money and start to create 6-12 months of rolling recurring revenue.

• You want structure, accountability, and guardrails WITHOUT feeling like you are in a neurotypical straightjacket. 

• You’re done DIY-ing your backend and overthinking shit that SERIOUSLY doesn't matter but you feel stuck as fuck and have ADHD freeze mode kick in (it happens to THE best of us, bb)

• You want your-brain-friendly strategy + support that’s high-touch, high-proximity, and ADHD-aware.

• You’re amazing at what you do. But your messaging isn't speaking directly to your next level client and you can't figure out what you are missing. I know what it is. I got you. 

   

What Happens When You Step Inside:

• You stop reinventing the wheel. You create a SOLID foundation of offers AND For Funsies offers that give your creative brain dopamine and fun cash infusions into your business. 

• You know what to focus on (and how to get shit done in what order).

• Your business feels lighter, cleaner, simpler, and crystal clear.

• You actually enjoy showing up to market, sell, and use social media to market for you while you are hanging out with your kiddo or doggo.

• You build more confidence and sell with conviction. Not from hype—but from momentum you can feel in real time.

 We’re not doing “quick fixes”—we’re doing real business growth that holds. 

This is a 3-month commitment. After the 3 months, we look at where you are at and figure out your next steps... TOGETHER. 

It starts with a Clarity Call- not because I'm judgy. It's a vibe check:

Since I am all up in it with you, co-creating, and giving high-direction business growth work, we BOTH need to make sure we vibe.

Click below to book the call and get on my calendar. 

You know it’s your time to move.
I will be right there with you the whole way. I got you. 

Let’s fucking slingshot.

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CLICK IT - LET'S BOOK IT!!

FAQ's:

I've worked with other business coaches before. How is this different? A: Every other coach tries to fix your ADHD or you feel misunderstood. Not here. I help you leverage it as your greatest business asset, because it is. Plus, I have ADHD and 26+ years of business experience that is all filtered through the lens of doing business as a neurospicy human. I understand both the struggles and the solutions intimately. I speak your brain's language.

Q: What if I don't have time for another program? A: You're already spending time being stuck. We're going to redirect that energy into strategic action that actually moves you forward. The systems we create will give you more time, not less.

Q: How do I know this will work for my specific situation? A: That's exactly why we start with the 90-minute deep dive. Every strategy we implement will be personalized for your brain, your business, and your goals. This isn't one-size-fits-all — it's completely customized.

Q: What if I'm not ready to be seen as a leader? A: Leadership isn't about visibility. It is also owning your shit with conviction and doing what you love at your highest level. We'll work on stepping into feeling like the expert and becoming one of one at what YOU do best. We do this all at whatever visibility level feels good to you.

Q: How is this structured differently from other group coaching spaces? A: Most masterminds are glorified group coaching calls. This is true partnership. You get a personalized strategy, ongoing support, and a peer community for networking and creating real business sister relationships.

You've already built something incredible. Now let's scale it.

Your industry needs the innovation and disruption that only your ADHD brain can provide.